Monday, May 22, 2017

Faith Promise Post #1 ...

You know that you are having a bad day when:

• You call your answering service to retrieve your messages and they tell you that your messages are none of your business
• You put your pants on backwards and they fit better
• You sink your teeth into a thick, juicy steak and your teeth stay in that thick, juicy steak
• Your phone is ringing off of the hook and then you remember that you do not even have a phone
• Your twin sister forgets your birthday
• Your federal income tax refund check bounces
• You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant
• The bird that is singing outside of your window is a vulture
• Your pet rock snaps at you and you go to the bank to make a withdraw from your checking account and they laugh at you

Our checking accounts. If we do not laugh, we will cry! However, Calvary Church of the Nazarene’s checking account cannot accomplish God’s will if our individual checking accounts do not carry out God’s will!

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