Thursday, March 10, 2016

Stressed Out?


What are the signs that a person may indeed be stressed out?

The sun is too loud.

Trees begin to chase you.

You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip solution of espresso.

You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step in the consumption of coffee.

You can hear mimes.

You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

You keep yelling, “Stop touching me!” even though you are the only person in the room.

You can skip without a rope.

Antacid tablets are your sole source of nutrition.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

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