Prayer!

Three ministers were talking about prayer.

As they were talking, a telephone repairman was working on the phone system in the background. One minister said, “The key to effective prayer was in the hands.” He always held is hands together and pointed them upward as a form of symbolic worship.

The second minister suggested that real prayer was conducted only on your knees.

The third minister suggested that the only position worth its salt was to pray while stretched out on the floor -- flat on your face.

By this time, the phone man could not stay out of the conversation any longer. He said, "I have found that the most powerful prayer that I have ever prayed was while I was dangling upside down by my heels from a power pole, suspended forty feet above the ground.”