What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D"!
What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia!
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black Mail!
Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D"!
What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia!
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black Mail!
Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
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