A newspaper in Boston has been allowing people to post their New Year’s Resolutions on their website. Here are a few interesting posts:• I resolve to stop feeding the office plant leftover coffee. I will use water instead.
• As much as I hate government intervention, I resolve to try and get a law passed that requires every person, on the face of this earth, to have to use his or her common sense at least once a day!
• This year, I resolve to stop eating McDonald's and Wendy’s for 2 out of 3 meals a day.
• I resolve to refuse to take responsibility for my decisions, to never take the blame, to not stand by my promises and to ignore the needs of the poor. In short, my resolution is to become a politician!
• I resolve to become as wonderful of a person as my dog thinks I am.
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